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Post by pisstianfury on Apr 18, 2008 14:26:04 GMT -5
WHO!
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Post by Knight on Apr 21, 2008 9:43:02 GMT -5
Jason....you weren't there but don't tell him cuz he still doesn't know LOL
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Post by pisstianfury on Apr 21, 2008 14:31:28 GMT -5
your a liar.
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Post by Knight on Apr 23, 2008 8:36:31 GMT -5
no i'm not.........but you can think that so you don't tell him.
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Post by pisstianfury on May 2, 2008 14:24:29 GMT -5
I got a new cell numbuh 405 431 9970 there you go guys.
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Post by Korin on May 2, 2008 18:48:44 GMT -5
oh a prank call is SOOOO coming your way
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Post by Knight on May 9, 2008 12:16:12 GMT -5
and pisschin won't even know becuz he too dumb to expect it but he will laugh his ass off!!
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Post by pisstianfury on May 13, 2008 15:34:50 GMT -5
damn straight.
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Post by Sir Kiken on May 14, 2008 17:39:11 GMT -5
he doesn't get enough baby in his system.
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Post by Korin on May 14, 2008 21:38:16 GMT -5
You know kiken, university studies find that "Infantile Underconsumption" a common disorder found in over 80 percent of teens.
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Post by Sir Kiken on May 14, 2008 21:47:41 GMT -5
Yeah I know, it results in a lack of intelligence and masculinity in males!
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Post by Korin on May 14, 2008 21:59:13 GMT -5
As well as ocular degeneration and low sperm count
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Post by Knight on May 15, 2008 9:18:00 GMT -5
that explains pisschin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sir Kiken on May 16, 2008 10:23:45 GMT -5
don't forget lack of knowledgable defense against buttrape!
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Post by Knight on May 16, 2008 12:23:30 GMT -5
uh-oh pisschin.......
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Post by Dirt on Jun 2, 2008 23:41:21 GMT -5
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) Government at work?
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
(and God love that pig) - [do you think he's on one of those drugs?]
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Post by Korin on Jun 5, 2008 20:36:13 GMT -5
Okay does everybody here know the company Lance? They make little vending machine snacks, crackers and shit? Well I just found out their slogan is "Do you have Lance in your pants?". Personally I take great offense to the proposition of being sodomized by a man named Lance and this in no way provides me with the incentive to purchase said vending machine products.
Okay seriously?!! WTF? Do you have Lance in your pants?!!
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Post by Sir Kiken on Jun 5, 2008 22:08:27 GMT -5
......................that............................is the funniest thing....................................I've heard...............................in four days..................................
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Post by The Chronic Dragon on Jun 10, 2008 19:32:50 GMT -5
Once, back when civilization was being organized, there were three brothers giving specific positions. One was named Breekfaist. The second Loonuch. And the third was Dynar.
Each took it upon themselves to decide the eating times of humanity. Not only that, but each had their own foods that were specific to them. Then one day an anomaly came to their temple. The three brothers greeted him warmly. They asked him his name and he responded, "Snyk." He said that he had come a long way and wished to live in the temple for a while.
Happily, the brothers set aside a room for him. But Snyk had come to cause trouble. He started with Breekfaist. One day he took him aside and asked him why he had so few foods attached to him. This inspired Breekfaist to accept more, until anything was permitable.
His brothers grew slightly jealous. But they didn't act upon it. Then Snyk got to Dynar. He knew the brother's greed would bring the downfall of the brotherhood. He questioned as to why Dynar didn't have as many as his brothers. Dynar did not know. Then Snyk said, "They shouldn't ever be allowed to have as many as you." Dynar agreed and began to steal and permit foods.
Loonuch had no items for himself now. He became angry with Dynar and allied with Breekfaist. An actual battle ensued. They left the temple to fight. Their power was matched and they eventually came to a shaky agreement that Dynar would not hold sole claim over the foods he stole.
But when they returned to the temple they found Snyk in control. And to this day, though their names have changed, Snacks seem to be more important than breakfast, lunch or dinner.
But how is this funny? Well, if it weren't for Snyk, none of us could have Lance in our pants.
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Post by Sir Kiken on Jun 16, 2008 12:22:06 GMT -5
.........you know what. That's actually hilarious.
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