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Post by Sir Kiken on Nov 26, 2007 12:29:59 GMT -5
Funny things written here...
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Post by Sir Kiken on Nov 26, 2007 12:33:11 GMT -5
This goes out to all those who have ever been molested by your day care worker during the hokie-pokie on the part where you stick your ass cheeks in and take your ass cheeks out and shake em all about while the other ones watched so you sat in the corner the rest of the day so nothing could get back into your anus that summer when I was 10... Hello! -Bob
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Post by Sir Kiken on Nov 30, 2007 10:49:06 GMT -5
O' it is a day of days when we penetrate the cheeks that hold the LORE OF BUTTFUKKLETON!!! In with the spear and out with the wine! War hast been declared on BUTTFUKKLETON! And the king did bend upon the ails of the people ,and wailing was heard in BUTTFUKKLETON! The men, they came and came even more! For the gates were open at BUTTFUKKLETON! They came into the gates, and they came into the streets, and they came came upon the PEOPLE OF BUTTFUKKLETON! For in the war there was much wailing ,and bleeding, and crying in the streets for there was much RAPING at the BATTLE OF BUTTFUKKLETON!
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Post by Sir Kiken on Nov 30, 2007 10:53:00 GMT -5
O' it was a day of days when we RAPED those BITCHES at BUTTFUKKLETON!!! They dropped their weapons and grabbed their ankles when we RAPED their king! Oh the RAPING the RAPING! Like a delicious buffet of man ass, woman ass, horses ass, ALL ASS!!! We RAPED it all and the city was engrossed with the CUMMING OF ASSRAYPLEVALE!!!
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 3, 2007 12:28:32 GMT -5
So Tim said to Bo,"whatcha wanna eat?" and Bo replied, "Nothin" so Tim went out and ordered a black hole for dinner. When it arrived dinner was over and it was such a clusterfuck that breakfast was ruined. Even after the fact the fiction still tasted bad so they sent it to rehab so it'd be good. Once it's attitued was more positive they charged it with negative, but the case was thrown out since you can't plead innocent or guilty to negative. They decided that All was well ,but None was sick and they went to visit it in The Hospital. Once arriving in The Hospital they found they were at The Wrong One. They dicided since they were already there they would ask if The Wrong One carried PS2's but, to Tim and B's dismay, they only dragged them. They finally got to The Hospital and found that None had the flu and would be out for at least a week. Tim lamented a the thought of only being able to get two more outs in his baseball games for the next week in every inning. They called All to see if he'd play ,but All wasn't feeling Himself. They asked who he was feeling and he replied Nobody. Bo was enraged to find that All was cheating on Himself until they found that All was only cheating on Himself to get back at it for Cheating on All. Tim was more angry that Himself had cheated so he went to kill Himself. Once he reached the designated house it drove him to where Himself was because Tim was much to drunk to drive himself. Tim shouted at Himself for at least an hourbefore pulling out his gun. He and Himself tussled for a good while before Tim jumped in fighting with both He and Himself. In the confusion, Tim shot Himself and was reported by Him. In the end,Tim ended up with 26 years in prison for killing Himself and Bo ended up marrying Nobody while All stalked Bo from the bushes.
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 4, 2007 12:25:04 GMT -5
Spyte! The drink that won't f*ck you up! It fucks up others! You sick of bein' NICE!? Drink Spyte and get PISSED!!! Spyte is MURDER in a CAN!
Major ingredients include: Anger, Sugar, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Natural and Artificial demon blood, Natural and Artificial explosion, Kamehameha (less than 1%), Supernova, Blood of rainbows, ponies ,and candy, Bear Rage, Sugar, Citric Acid, ALIEN Acid, Essence of Mother Fucker (from Samuel L. Jackson concentrate).
Side Effects may include: A peculiar desire to WHIP ASS, Genocide, MASS GENOCIDE, Random outbursts of ki from the mouth (will come from anus if pregnant), Strong desire to devour human and other types of infant.
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 4, 2007 12:38:48 GMT -5
Spyte REMIX! f*ck YEAH! It's gonna blow your MIND! Spyte Remix is made with 19% MORE KAMEHAMEHA! It's just the right amount of the DESTRUCTIVE flavor you can handle--x10!!! Mmm, can you taste it? Thats the taste of PURE,UNTAINTED, FURY!!! Spyte Remix contains vast amounts of BEAR ATTACK and real human ANGER!!! It's the only soda that's gonna fill you so full of PISSED OFFEDNESS and LOATHING that you'll kick a yeti's ASS! This drink isn't for the weak unless they wanna get PUMPED fulla MADNESS in the most angering fashion! Not getting enough RAAAAAAAAAGH!!!? Buy the new INSANE size of Spyte, the GALLON CHUG! Illegal in everywhere but WHEREVER THE f*ck YOU ARE!!! Not enough FLESH in your diet? Try new Spyte PULP! It contains a BLOODY OUTRAGEOUS amount of sweet sweet DRAGON MEAT!!! Sick of the same Homicide flavor? Try the latest and greatest flavor, HAPPY KILLER! If you're chock fulla CHRISTMAS CHEER this'll replace it with a dead body! That's where you're heart used to be PUNK! Whenever you think it's time for a mood swing, take a swig'a' this and your mood'll swing back!
Spyte Remix doesn't f*ck AROUND! It only fucks in one direction...UP!!!
Added Active ingredients in Spyte Remix: 19% more Kamehameha, Bear attacks(approx. 4), Doom, Violent Volcanic Eruption(1 per fl.oz).
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 5, 2007 21:12:10 GMT -5
Spiffy Gel can do anything! It can melt a shoe, melt a can, melt a car, melt a cow, melt a whale, melt a rock, melt a thought, melt a shirt, melt a sock, melt a soul, top a cracker, melt a moon, melt a jar, melt a floor, and even make a sandwich!!! Spiffy Gel, the greatest product on the whole world! It'll make you smartserly!!! I love SPIFFY GEL HE loves SPIFFY GEL WHO loves SPIFFY GEL? WE love SPIFFY GEL!!!SPIFFY GEL, it's GOODLICIOUS!!!Do not eat
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Post by Dirt on Dec 13, 2007 0:54:49 GMT -5
The following events are true as far as you know and occured somewhere in the Tulsa area.
A Tulas police officer was making his nighttime rounds one friday night and was passing a local bar when he spotted a very drunk individual making his way into the parking lot. The cop pulled into the parking lot and turned off his car to see if the drunk would attempt to drive. The drunk man stumbled around the parking lot which was full of cars attempting to open several without success until he found the car that belonged to the key in his hand. he got into the car and turned it on and off several times and with vain effort attempted to get it out of park. by this time it was alittle later and some cars had begun to leave the cop smiled and watched as the potential drunk driver finally got his car into drive and began to do forward and back ward several times. The cop watched in amusement as more cars left the parking lot. The drunk man fiddled with his car turning the wipers on and off then turning the lights on and off he then drove around the parking lot a little bit trying to find an exit. The cop was anxiously waiting for the drunk driver to leave so he could arrest him and get on with his rounds. By this time there were no cars left in the parking lot. The drunk driver left the parking lot and the cops lights came on he pulled the driver over and adminstered a breathalizer test. "I'm gonna have to take you down to the station this breathalizer is obviously broken it says you have no alchohol in your blood at all." the driver smiled and replied. "It's not broken I'm the designated decoy.
You may think the story ends there and everyone has a laugh but the cop then beat the living dog shit out of that smart ass and was fined tons of money and sent to prison for 2 years because the guy happened to be black. NOW THATS THE END!!!
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 13, 2007 10:02:17 GMT -5
hee hee Nice!
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 14, 2007 11:40:48 GMT -5
"Okay! It's time to eat that baby!" "No" "Why not?" "NO" "But why?" "NO!!!" "But I'm hungry!!!" "And I'm gay!" "...there was never any baby here to eat was there?" "No." "So I took off my pants for nothing..." "Yes" "if there's no baby then why am I here?" "I'm gay..." "That doesn't tell me anything..." "..." "Oh...oh. Oh shit." "COME 'ERE!!!"
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 15, 2007 20:01:52 GMT -5
"So, if there was a yeti behind me would you tell me?" "Hee hee hee hee..." "Dude, just answer the question." "HEE hee hee hee..." "DUDE! If there was a yeti behind me would you frickin tell me?!" "...HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!" "Dude you suck balls!!! It's not that difficult of a f*cking question!!! You're being a douche and I'm sicka your dumbass bullshit!" "No..." "What? You mean you wouldn't tell me?" "Yeah, I wouldn't...hee hee" "Wait, so is there a yeti behind me?" "HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!" "...dammit..." MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 17, 2007 11:42:56 GMT -5
"Why the f*ck would anyone do that? That's just flat out retarded! No, NO!!! We aren't going to treat him! T-that's to damn bad! That's just too damn bad!!! NO! M'am...m'am...I understand that-No! We are not going to operate on your son! Wha--...Wait what the hell do you mean why not?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WHY NOT!? N-...yes he did! You can't do that on accident!!!...You just said he-...NO! I already told you no! A million times no!!! We are not going to operate on your stupid assed son!!! NO!!! Money is not the principle!!! I don't care! I-...no I don't care!!! That doesn't matter...that doesn't matter even a little bit! That's a damn shame...Yes it's fine for me to say this! There are a million other people out there with real emergencies that they couldn't help happening. ...IT WAS HIS f*cking FAULT!!! I don't give a damn if it hurts!!! He's the retard who STUCK A POODLE UP HIS ASS!!! Good-day madam! I SAID GOOD-DAY!!!" *click*,"b*tch..."
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Post by Sir Kiken on Feb 5, 2008 10:14:18 GMT -5
"OH GOD NO!!!" "Calm down..." "PLEASE!!! PLEEAASE, DON'T BEAT ME! DON'T BEAT MY ASS!!!" "I said calm down..." "AGH! AAAAGH HAAA!!! NOOO!! NOOOOOO!!!! "Hey dammit I said-" "SOMEBODY HELP!!! HEEELP!!!!" "You, be quiet and just take the whipp-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" "You SHUT the f*ck up!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HELP HELP!!!" "I'm about to-!" "OH GOD NO!!! OH GOD NOOOOO!!!" "GIT YER ASS ON'A BED!!!*unsheaths belt* GIT-GIT YER ASS-!!!" "*whip whip whip WHIP* AGH!!! AGH AAAAAAGH!!!" "YOU SHOULDA JUST...TOOK THE WHIPPIN'!!!" "I SHOULDA JUST TOOK THE WHIPPIN!!!" *Whip whip whipWHIP whip WHIP whip...chanisaw revs*
Next time...just take the whippin.
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Post by Dirt on Feb 21, 2008 13:06:17 GMT -5
so if you drop a cheeto in the mud what do you call it? I want what you guys think is the answer then after a little while ill post the answer
try to come up with funny answers if its stupid im gonna smack you
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Post by Sir Kiken on Feb 21, 2008 17:05:06 GMT -5
u already told me.
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Post by Knight on Feb 22, 2008 10:45:42 GMT -5
i call it a waste of food
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Post by Dirt on Feb 22, 2008 18:34:02 GMT -5
wrong food is never to be waisted
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Post by Knight on Feb 27, 2008 10:29:22 GMT -5
sometimes.........
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Post by pisstianfury on Feb 27, 2008 15:35:22 GMT -5
poop?.....it looks like poop...... I tried it....
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