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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 18, 2008 10:04:38 GMT -5
Well, if you squeeze juice you still get juice.
a=juice so...
a+squeeze=juice
juice+squeeze=juice
Adding adjective doesn't matter all that much and yes the spoon is not a good thing so no squeezing the Kiken. Either way, no matter what comes out with the juice everything equals juice in the end.
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Post by Dirt on Dec 18, 2008 11:08:12 GMT -5
but im wondering if it will b a different kind of juice
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 19, 2008 8:55:58 GMT -5
probably neigh, but its quite possible.
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Post by Dirt on Dec 19, 2008 11:31:21 GMT -5
kool i want some apple juice juice
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Post by Rofl Panda on Jan 21, 2009 14:35:05 GMT -5
there once was a man from kazoo,
they say he had a pair of shoes,
he traveled night and day,
looking for one who he could lay,
he came apon a fair madien,
then she called the police and they arested him for indecent exposure
Sanchez,
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Post by Dirt on Jan 21, 2009 22:07:48 GMT -5
sanchez is your home town kazoo
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Post by Rofl Panda on Jan 22, 2009 12:44:19 GMT -5
hey! like your new avi.
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Post by Dirt on Jan 23, 2009 0:31:24 GMT -5
yeah its a coyote ;D
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Post by Rofl Panda on Jan 23, 2009 16:17:30 GMT -5
*jim go's to the doctor to see the results of a urine test done for his job, when he arives he meets a very atractive nurse, he decks out a corny pick up line and she pulls him into a near by closet for a few minutes, then she leads him to the doctor's office*
nurse: you can have a seat right here, the doctor will be back with your test results in a few minutes.
jim: uh....ok...*sits down on paper covered bench*
*nurse leaves*
*jim gets up and picks up a handfull of grape flavored popsickle sticks and proceeds to lick and replace each one, then sits back down*
*doctor arives*
doc: well, i got bad news, REALLY bad news and good news,
jim: uh... ok... how about bad news first?
doc: you have EVERY S.T.D. known to man,
jim:...............................whats the REALLY bad news?...............
doc: you have a few S.T.D.s NOT known to man.
jim:......................................................good news?.........................
doc:*smiles really big*
jim: WHAT THE f*ck IS THE GOOD NEWS?!?!?!
doc: it's going to be a girl! Congradulations!
jim.....................what...............
doc:your baby is going to be a girl!*big grin*
jim: uh...doctor.................exactly how many years have you been practicing medicine?
doc: well about five ye-
jim: NOT LONG ENOUGH!
doc:*sigh* now Jill, i know you wanted a boy but-
jim: "I" am a MAN, AND my NAME isn't JILL!
doc: it's not?
jim: THE f*ck I LOOK like a jill?!?!?
doc: OH i seee your my 2:30, jill's my 2:25....*hits a speaker button on the wall* marcy? can you send in jill please? thanks!
*door opens and the nurse comes in alone*
doc: Why hello jill! nice nurse outfit!
jim: that's....................*gulp*..........................jill?
doc: yeppers!
jill:so whats my test say?
jim: you have every STD known to man, in fact, you even have a few NOT known to man..................
jill:....................is there bad news?
jim: IT'S A GIRL!!
jill:POOOOOOOOOORRRRKKKKAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?
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Post by The Chronic Dragon on Jan 24, 2009 2:04:23 GMT -5
Juicy Juice, 100% juice.
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Post by Jhessail on Jan 24, 2009 11:12:26 GMT -5
Wha-What's wrong with Juicy Juice?
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Post by The Chronic Dragon on Jan 25, 2009 22:22:31 GMT -5
The fact that I haven't seen their commercials in 7 years and I still remember every bit of them.
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Post by Rofl Panda on Jan 26, 2009 13:37:17 GMT -5
thats nice but THIS AREA IS FOR COMEDY WRITINGS,
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Post by Dirt on Jan 26, 2009 23:47:05 GMT -5
righto so has anyone else besides me noticed that the word f*ck can actually be any of the 8 parts of speech depending on how its used f*ck is the most versitile and useful word in the whole f*cking english language
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Post by The Chronic Dragon on Jan 27, 2009 0:10:33 GMT -5
Hmmm:
____ you! accusatory verb
You _______ A!! adjective
The act of _______. anthimeria
____ means "to engage in sexual intercourse". verb
I don't _______ know! participle
What are the others?
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Post by Dirt on Jan 29, 2009 1:01:38 GMT -5
8 parts of speech noun, verb, adjective, adverb, interjection, conjunction, preposition, pronoun
f*ck! I stubbed my toe. interjection f*ck is used in place of Ouch!
f*ck this? Verb f*ck is used in place of screw
You stupid f*ck! Noun f*ck is used in place of prick
You are f*cking dumb! Adjective f*ck is used in place of really
He acted f*cking Passively! Adverb f*ck is used in place of very
I hate this f*ck that! Conjunction f*ck is used in place of and
Hes already Fucked there! Preposition f*ck is used in place of on
Bob is dumb I hate f*ck! Pronoun f*ck is used in place of him
f*ck used as all 8 parts of speech
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Post by Rofl Panda on Jan 29, 2009 12:30:09 GMT -5
you know , i like the f*ck so much that i think i'll name my son f*ck, so my kids will be clamidea and f*ck.
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Post by Rofl Panda on Feb 4, 2009 14:31:56 GMT -5
murder of jim,
by,
Sanchez
*joe wakes up*
joe: "yawn, hmmm, burp, scratch scratch-"
*joe's wife Stella wakes up*
stella: "joe? whay are you saying words as you do them?"
joe: "contiplating murdiring his wife"
stella:"WHAT!?!"
joe: "did i say that out loud?"
stella: "ChA what?!"
*jim inters room*
jim: "joe, i shot your dog, sorry"
*joe shoots jim*
Steve: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
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Post by Rofl Panda on Feb 23, 2009 13:35:39 GMT -5
oh oh EDIT TO ABOVE!
*joe shoots jim*
Steve: STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Post by Dirt on Apr 23, 2009 10:16:33 GMT -5
so everybody is aware of captain falcon and the fact that he is well im not sure how to put this except omnihomofuckulus and i found out something else very interesting about him the longest penis ever recorded was 13.5 in. long and 6.2 in. wide it belonged to a man named jonah falcon who lived in upstate new york so before captain falcon became captain falcon his name was jonah and he lived in new york
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