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Post by Korin on Dec 9, 2007 20:24:57 GMT -5
This is a narrative of JIM. JIM is a disgruntled employee at a fast food establishment, for the purposes of this narrative and the privacy of the franchise we will call this establishment @rbys....
One day JIM was soooo pissed of he was about to go postal on some bitches he worked with, so he chugged the f*ck outta some "CrunkleFuck" (Red bull, Powerthirst, Spyte, and low calorie diet pepsi) and braced him self for the beatings his co-workers would soon sustain.....BUT as soon as he raised his first rabid-horny-sexually-deprived-gorilla-fist, STACEY, a female employee decided to strategically employ the use of diplomacy to the situation! STACEY quickly recited the jingle off of the nearby to-go bag! HAPPINESS IS JUST A CURLY FRY AWAY, she shouted!........So JIM slowly lifted his hand onto the fryer...popped a curly fry into his mouth........His expression seemingly began to lighten.............as soon as the STACEY thought the situation was avoided, JIM roared, "NOPE! STILL PISSED b*tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! and proceeded to eviscerate the staff into the magically cosmic world of ASSRAPEUNZELSHIRE.
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 9, 2007 23:22:57 GMT -5
"NOPE! STILL PISSED b*tch!!!!" That's fuckin great.
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Post by pisstianfury on Jan 30, 2008 15:48:08 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......that...was...funy....ow......*fals over*...*grabs stomach* *dies*
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Post by Rofl Panda on Aug 18, 2008 21:37:46 GMT -5
..................(passed out from laughing).................................
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Post by The Chronic Dragon on Aug 24, 2008 23:38:42 GMT -5
Oh....................my....................gosh........that is hilarious!!! *laughs and spurts fire simultaneously while rolling on the floor*
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