Post by Korin on Nov 30, 2007 17:32:02 GMT -5
I think the most underrated and under-emphasized area in modern literature today is the "Neither/Nor" section.
Example one:
Little Timmy was going to get an A on his math test, neither Angelica or the Bully Mikey was going to stop him.
I believe that this conerstone of culture in literature must be amplified greatly and improved upon in order to make a much for fulfilling and enlightening tale.......here we go.........
Little Timmy was going to get an A on his math test. NEITHER a young child rapist, a boisterous homosexual shouting oddly belligerent sexual solicitations from the desk in front of him, Jimmit, the lord of buttfuckleton, harry potter, lord voldemort, that new shit, that old shit, that new but is now growing progressively old shit, shit in general, DIET shit, curly shit, LARGE curly shit, a mutated ear of corn that is now getting assraped by a shinigami, Goku's Kamehameha, Gohans Kamehameha, Goku's Kamehamehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Satans scrotum, whale semen, dolphin excrement, the breeze created by the pumping motion of a dog f*cking your telephone whilst using mayonaise at jiffy lube, Jimi Hendrix, Flea, Donny and Marie Osmond, Johnny Bravo, that motherfucker you wanted to beat the shit out of today, that other motherfucker you wanted to beat the shit out of today, that friend of the motherfucker you wanted to beat the shit out of today, Cartman, a Donkey phallus, the PH level of your neighbor's swimming pool, zephyr, jack black, tenacious D, BUBBA, samuel L Jackson, a rampant fat ass, a hungry rampant fat ass, and a strangle violent sexual assault instigated by a hungry and rampant fat ass, that slutty mcslutslut von slutterbutter Angelica or that prison b*tch with an arthritic back ex-bully Mikey, NOR A Falafel was going to stop him.
Example one:
Little Timmy was going to get an A on his math test, neither Angelica or the Bully Mikey was going to stop him.
I believe that this conerstone of culture in literature must be amplified greatly and improved upon in order to make a much for fulfilling and enlightening tale.......here we go.........
Little Timmy was going to get an A on his math test. NEITHER a young child rapist, a boisterous homosexual shouting oddly belligerent sexual solicitations from the desk in front of him, Jimmit, the lord of buttfuckleton, harry potter, lord voldemort, that new shit, that old shit, that new but is now growing progressively old shit, shit in general, DIET shit, curly shit, LARGE curly shit, a mutated ear of corn that is now getting assraped by a shinigami, Goku's Kamehameha, Gohans Kamehameha, Goku's Kamehamehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Satans scrotum, whale semen, dolphin excrement, the breeze created by the pumping motion of a dog f*cking your telephone whilst using mayonaise at jiffy lube, Jimi Hendrix, Flea, Donny and Marie Osmond, Johnny Bravo, that motherfucker you wanted to beat the shit out of today, that other motherfucker you wanted to beat the shit out of today, that friend of the motherfucker you wanted to beat the shit out of today, Cartman, a Donkey phallus, the PH level of your neighbor's swimming pool, zephyr, jack black, tenacious D, BUBBA, samuel L Jackson, a rampant fat ass, a hungry rampant fat ass, and a strangle violent sexual assault instigated by a hungry and rampant fat ass, that slutty mcslutslut von slutterbutter Angelica or that prison b*tch with an arthritic back ex-bully Mikey, NOR A Falafel was going to stop him.