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Post by The Chronic Dragon on Aug 27, 2008 19:19:24 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM!!!!!!!!![/glow][/shadow] Wait what is that no NOOOOO......
!!!!SPOONED!!!!
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Post by Dirt on Aug 27, 2008 19:29:49 GMT -5
I wasn't even talking about you i was using a general statement i don't think you could get angry enough to fry a goldfish but then again it doesn't matter cause a pissed of kiken with a spoon just ended this conversation cause I am out of here
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Post by Sir Kiken on Aug 28, 2008 7:51:36 GMT -5
BLARGORAGGLE!!!
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Post by Dirt on Aug 29, 2008 0:27:24 GMT -5
oh god its started
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 17:43:38 GMT -5
41. dirt Refers to quite possibly the coolest type of guy on the face of the earth. He's universally loved, so much that they can call him "dirt," still love him, and he totally gets away with it. He is usually accompanied by a beautiful cat, which only makes him that much more sweet. Anyone able to get away with such strangeness obviously deserves such an exalted name. "Holy crap! Did you see that guy standing naked in the party? He's totally Dirt!"
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 17:57:24 GMT -5
6. Sanchez 1. The REO...the Rifle Executive 2. A man of mexican descent, with a christmas tree on his stomach. 3. A term for catching every STD possible...including those of the opposite sex. 4. A Man who has had sex with 1450 different women, three cats, and and unknown number of "other". "That girl was with Sanchez? Bro...check yourself out..."
Guy A - "Man i was so fucked last night! I banged three girls at the same time!" Guy B - "I guess I should start calling you Sanchez..." Guy A - "The crazy thing about it though is that I woke up in a barn..." Guy B - "Yup...I should definitely call you Sanchez!"
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 17:59:31 GMT -5
6. Panda A magical black and white creature that can fly because it eats dragons. It is also the #3 cause of death in Jurassic Park
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 18:06:29 GMT -5
18. Panda its the greek god of vengence, either that or im a liar. "The great panda will rule heavens skys and send down planes of fire and dispair from every cloud."
19. Roaming through the woods, evading enemies (police), eating pandacakes in his Panda food shack, wearing nothing but black and white, this Panda lives on. Secksay beastie. "Look! It's a Panda!" "My god, he's sexy. " 32. panda night creature with black hearts and ravenous teeth that glow in the dark feasting on bums that sleep in the park. they'll hide under your bed. they'll rip you butt to shreads. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded panda tooth you have the power to summon GODZILLA. Like a shark pandas have huge teeth which are used to grind through bone candy and fences "Hey look at that panda over there with his nasty teeth"
43. panda (1) A selfish male sexual partner. (2) An asian mammal with has trouble reproducing. (3) Form of Maoist diplomacy originating in cold war gifts of Pandas to western zoos.
(1) My mans is a panda; he eats shoots and leaves. (2) The zoo has a Panda it eats shots and leafs. (3) Maoi used Panda diplomacy
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 18:10:09 GMT -5
1. Coyote 120 up, 13 down A person who smuggles immigrants into America and they come from any given country for a small fee to cross into the United States. They make very good money doing it. (Average per person $1200) Juan 1: Did you make it across with a coyote? Juan 2: No acrossed on my own this time. 10. Coyote 8 up, 11 down These are the male counter parts to Cougars. Usually newly divorced you can tell this by the fact that they will use the same lines they did in the 1980's and only reference things like Sonny Crockett from Miami Vice. Typically they are a very aggressive angry sort that wants fresh meat and can be easily spotted in there members only jacket or light pastel t shirts with a blazer over it. They lurk in the clubs and will try to impress a Puma or other Naive young women into going home with them. There tactics typically include mentioning that the wife is gone, driving a nice car, and Miami Vice. They drink very non manly drinks like Michelob Ultra, Pink Squirrels, and some form of a Martini typically a Cosmo. Traveling in groups of 2 or 3 they can be seen causing a ruckus and bitching about the new music that is being played. Oh man look at the Coyotes that just walked into the bar. 14. Wolf 1 thumb up Badass. Someone who is 'wolf' excels in every situation, handles the business. dm: Check out that sucka in the wolf shirt rockin a blazer. mc: Dood thinks he's so wolf dm: pwn3d!
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 18:16:28 GMT -5
6. Bear 128 up, 108 down "Godless killging machines" as said by Stephen Colbert. The second most dangerous enemy known to the human race, just behind Dhani Jones who is a bear with a brain, an NFL linebacker who writes poems. "Some people are going to say 'It's just a monkey, bears pose no threat to us', Wrong! Now while I do not believe in evolution, I'm sure bears do. ...and by eating this monkey, they are simply eating their way up the evolutionary chain until they get to man."
-Stephen Colbert
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 18:16:59 GMT -5
7. bear 39 up, 23 down A fuzzy and cute woodland creature. Very huggable, but if hugging is attempted it is likely that the bear will maul and/or kill the hugger. Little Stevie hugged a bear last week. His funeral is tomorrow.
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 18:17:40 GMT -5
should we make a "no posting about the bear" rule?
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 2, 2008 18:25:06 GMT -5
1. David 2113 up, 603 down A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
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Post by The Chronic Dragon on Sept 3, 2008 23:11:36 GMT -5
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................You sure do like to post bullshit. Pandas eat dragons *almost dies of laughter* that's gotta be the funniest crap I've ever read.
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Post by Dirt on Sept 4, 2008 0:56:20 GMT -5
dude dont be dissin the f*cking panda he will eat you if any one will eat you dont underestimate his stomach pandas are mythical creatures that can fart ranbows and eat a tomatoe which as we all know are the most disgusting things on the f*cking planet dont f*ck with the panda especialy a panda with friends like this one you dont mess with kiken or dirt especially an incredibly pissed off dirt one that is so angry he is calm ok enough talking about myself in the thrid person
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 4, 2008 17:23:57 GMT -5
20. dragon a person who is slightly retarded, who loves doing a dirty sanchez at any given time, and who is just plain awesome, and someone who also loves the Jonas Brothers "Man did you talk to michelle? She is such a dragon!!"
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 4, 2008 17:25:33 GMT -5
33. dragon 4 up, 20 down When a man dresses up like a woman. Bill got his dragon.
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 4, 2008 17:26:00 GMT -5
38. dragon 3 up, 35 down a drag queen that is very flambuoyant, and you want to burn there outfit very badly like a dragon would. OMG ,Paul is wearing that pink skirt and blue heels with purple nee highs. i just want to dragon his outfit.
That guys outfit is so dragon.
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Post by Rofl Panda on Sept 4, 2008 17:29:31 GMT -5
BEFORE I POST THIS! JUST KNOW THAT A "NARUTO KID" POSTED THIS! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ANGER!
15. Dragon ball Z 18 up, 44 down They Gay Show that kids of the ages of 6-7 watch and nerds geeks and freaks watch 2 feel kewl. in other words its like rap...any way it sucks. Ashley: Hey want to go MakeOut
Nerd: no i HAVE to go watch Dragon ball Z goku almost finished his spirit bomb after the 50th episode.
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Post by The Chronic Dragon on Sept 4, 2008 23:39:43 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STUPID NARUTO KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow][/shadow]
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