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Jan 7, 2012 11:55:11 GMT -5
Post by Sir Kiken on Jan 7, 2012 11:55:11 GMT -5
Literally, random.
The best use of this collection is just to type out every single word or phrase or string of nonsense that comes to mind.
These won't always be fun to read, but trust me it gets your fingers moving which can help tremendously.
Seriously it does get the blood running through your hands a lot better and all the stupid junk messages out of your brain so you can write a bit more clearly.
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Jan 7, 2012 11:59:31 GMT -5
Post by Sir Kiken on Jan 7, 2012 11:59:31 GMT -5
f*ck these nouns.
Eat my head.
Taste the crazy and bacon with whales.
Undo your shoes to rape the sky and without that it all comes to an eagle.
Grapes.
I can't remember what I was going to say but it had something to do with walrus faces and chicken broth.
Adamantite cock isn't as cool as it sounds.
Pillbugs should not be used as medication, or as laxatives.
Turkey.
Burst forth the eunuchs an wise men made of sour cream. By my rite as king of gravy I am damn hungry.
No!
f*cking hell, that hurt.
Jammed my finger on the keyboard.
This is helpful, and kinda fun.
Bologna.
Boloney.
Where did the split in what to call that meat by product come from? Someone's priorities were all fucked up.
Tackle box.
I know how this looks but bear with me. Bear.
Bare.
Faces in chunky soup, demon faces.
A scary one with horns and a wiggly tongue.
Onomatopoeia.
I'm done, thank you for your time.
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Jan 9, 2012 12:02:34 GMT -5
Post by Sir Kiken on Jan 9, 2012 12:02:34 GMT -5
Goodbye and hello my friend it's time to say it again. Because of all the ends you meet we now shall try to begin. Undo the threads of fate and time, your seal weakens you see. Before we go any further now, your soul is bound to me.
Stick and stone may break your bones but words restrict and bind you. Cut the ties that hold you back, and held is where we'll find you. Black is hard and evil twice behest the crystal waters. Fathers shield their sons with flesh and guard themselves with daughters. Wax and wane the moon does shine behind the eyes of portals. Down and down we fall and fly without the aid of mortals.
Angelic peace and demonic war, the glass of guard is shattered. Walls of lace and garbs of steel protect the dead king's alters.
Shift and shroud and death and dark and wise and wicked together. Saints and sinners and thieves and thanes and fools and righteous sinners.
Turn thy back about the world and watch the darkness writhe. Only doom befalls the pure as blackness turns the tide.
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Jan 9, 2012 13:36:40 GMT -5
Post by Dirt on Jan 9, 2012 13:36:40 GMT -5
Your Attention Please!
........................TACOS...........................that is all.
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Jan 9, 2012 13:52:08 GMT -5
Post by Pheonix Metabashi on Jan 9, 2012 13:52:08 GMT -5
Saw this question.....What happens if Pinocchio if he says my nose will grow?
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Jan 22, 2012 20:00:34 GMT -5
Post by Dirt on Jan 22, 2012 20:00:34 GMT -5
oh I have an answer for this
It depends on if Pinocchio thinks it will or not. If Pinocchio thinks his nose will not grow then he is lying and it will. If Pinocchio thinks his nose will grow he is simply wrong and it will stay the same size. Because lying is all dependent on whether you think it is true or not
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Jan 23, 2012 0:23:07 GMT -5
Post by Pheonix Metabashi on Jan 23, 2012 0:23:07 GMT -5
Swirling typhoon of lemon berry kool aid destroys local pawn shop......more at 12Am on channel 5, home of the ninja kitten.
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Mar 15, 2012 12:28:05 GMT -5
Post by Sir Kiken on Mar 15, 2012 12:28:05 GMT -5
"Holy Shit" screamed the water buffalo yielding only pudding. Absolute domination of the surplus flan makes you impossibly mellow.
Take a dump in a man's coffee once shame on meat. Twice and you burn your eyelashes on toast. f*ck that.
How about a new blue jew with a slew of a few crew members on fucktons of jelly belly cocaine? Asshats. No one eats cantelope alive.
Books are f*cking dickweeds with their grape abalone and their holy masochist tendencies. I can't stand that stupid banter with the flipping off of tongue beasts. Hats on fire. Hats on FIRE!!!! They're naked and will do wild things for your libido! Nose too small? Eat armadillo in a can!
Where'd you go? It's the cinnamon isn't it...
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May 19, 2012 15:12:30 GMT -5
Post by Sir Kiken on May 19, 2012 15:12:30 GMT -5
What does the apocalypse look like from space?
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Sept 5, 2012 23:03:14 GMT -5
Post by Sir Kiken on Sept 5, 2012 23:03:14 GMT -5
f*cking DUCK DICKS!!!!
Say that shit ten times fast without laughing.
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Sept 19, 2012 18:20:53 GMT -5
Post by The Chronic Dragon on Sept 19, 2012 18:20:53 GMT -5
Zam flam dam ram. A rhyme describing all I am.
The mind is a strange place full of dimensions and goats.
Jam is delicious, especially orange jam.
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