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Post by Pheonix Metabashi on Dec 4, 2009 0:19:53 GMT -5
I'm leading towards Yamakashi
I could see it now "The Ninja's Lounge"
The first show he invites Naruto on and decapitates him with a log
Or Encablancos "Late Night with Encablancos"
With such guest as Demonic, Kade, Satan, Omegas, and Evil Man
He would wear a pink tie around his neck on top of the armor
He could have a part called "What's that sound?"
You here like a loud scream and squishy noise then he says, "What's that sound?"
Demonic in a red suit and shades laughs and goes, "I'll never forget this one. It's a werewolf decapitating a middle aged man in front of his mother."
Encablancos plays the clip then says "your right and guess what we have the mom hear. Bring her out."
She comes out screaming with a knife and starts stabbing Demonic.
He goes "this suit used to be white"
Everyone laughs , then he snaps her neck everyone goes quiet then her body farts and everyone laughs again. Encablanos bwings her body and then applause. RATINGS GALORE
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 4, 2009 9:06:54 GMT -5
Oh dude, seriously laughed out loud. I'm not even kidding. Good shit, I'll think of my own...
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Post by Korin on Dec 5, 2009 1:12:07 GMT -5
I personally would like to hear Houston Alexander's Lumpy Assed Forehead's commentary on politics.
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Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 21, 2011 21:55:00 GMT -5
Not really a talk show, but you get my drift.
"The World On My Plate w/Knight Guildelle"
Knight: "Good morning world! Today I'm having a gigantic pork lover's omelet affectionately dubbed the NiddHOG!"
Camera pans out revealing Knight literally in freefall beside a skyscraper sized pile of cooked egg filled with meat and cheese.
Knight: "It takes 476,002 eggs to make this bad boy and I don't even wanna know how many pigs! One thing's for sure though, and that's what's gonna happen next!"
Hard cut to close up on Knight.
Knight: "It's goin' in mah face!"
Knight digs the top row of his teeth into the side of the omelet using his high velocity descent as a way to essentially scrape-shovel the omelet into his quickly full mouth. The whole in the massive dish quickly sends molten cheese and large chunks of meat spilling over the sides and covering the descending host. The NiddHOG collapses on Knight still sizzling. Faintly, the sound of chewing can be heard.
Ailia:...Uh...baby are you okay?
Knight: ....om....nom...nom...om...nom...omnom....nom...Mmph...omnom....
Ailia looked at the camera and smiles.
Ailia: Uh, yeah! Go Knight! Thanks for watching everyone! Next time, my husband tackles the meanest, toughest, tender piece of live animal meat you've ever seen! The Steakasaurus Tex! Next time on "The World On My Plate with Knight Guildelle!"
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Post by Knight on Dec 22, 2011 18:45:17 GMT -5
dude f*ck yeah hahahah
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