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Post by satomi on Nov 20, 2009 9:14:05 GMT -5
Alright guys, who would win in a fight between Oprah Winfrey and martha Stewart?
I'm just gonna go ahead and say that Oprah would annihilate Martha!
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Post by Sir Kiken on Nov 20, 2009 9:19:51 GMT -5
Oprah is bigger and has more powerful claws where as Martha has inside knowledge on how to fight dirty from being in prison. Still, kicking Martha in the stomach only makes her puke bullshit while Oprah would vomit silver dollars.
Either way, after the fight we'd all be rich as sh*t.
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Post by satomi on Nov 20, 2009 9:52:56 GMT -5
I agree, Oprah would win even though Martha has been in jail. I bet you that while in prison, Martha did the linen for all the inmates and cooked. She can't fight. Besides, Oprah could afford to hire a team of highly trained assassins to take her out.
Although, if we were gonna go there, we would have to assume that Martha herself has money, because she is rich too, and she could probably hire her own team of trained killers. At this point, it would become a long-range battle between the two to see who can get the best firepower
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Post by Sir Kiken on Nov 21, 2009 19:25:53 GMT -5
Oprah's the riches woman in the world. She could buy a few nukes from commy China and f*ck up the whole West Coast.
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Post by Dirt on Nov 22, 2009 4:47:45 GMT -5
also your forgetting Oprah has the largest and most devoted fan base of any woman or possibly man in the world and she definately has reach on Martha. But Martha is scrappy and she is the home making champion, but that being said all in all I think Oprah has a better chance and I definately give my vote to Oprah
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Post by Pheonix Metabashi on Nov 29, 2009 0:46:06 GMT -5
Oprah would whoop ass Watch the color purple wait....
hold on, ........ clip ---->
.... .... ... WHAT? WRONG CLIP? THOUGHT WE HAD A CLIP?
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Any way she decks the shit out of a girl who slaps her, and the form was pretty good.
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Post by Korin on Nov 29, 2009 21:54:42 GMT -5
Okay I'm not biased because I hear Martha make announcements every 2 f*cking seconds at my job every other day, but I think Oprah would forcibly insert Martha's entire fall scrap booking collection catalog up her bony white ass and paper cut the shit out of her intestines causing multiple cysts and internal ruptures. And because Oprah, through all of her righteous charity work in impoverished nations in Africa, cured aids and extracted the virus from all peoples in the continent and infused all of the scrapbooks with a non-contagious, cancer fused, strain of the Aids virus thereby causing Martha Stewart to die a slow painful death....on daytime television.
Okay, maybe I am slightly biased.
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Post by Sir Kiken on Nov 30, 2009 9:09:45 GMT -5
damn dude...wow.
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Post by Korin on Nov 30, 2009 12:47:47 GMT -5
Sorry, I can't afford a therapist. *twitch
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Post by Knight on Dec 1, 2009 1:16:45 GMT -5
dude that was amazing and agree with your statement that you are the shit!! martha would die by oprahs hands hahaha!!!!!!
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Post by Dirt on Dec 1, 2009 1:57:13 GMT -5
yeah and you should really get that twitch checked out
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Post by Rofl Panda on Dec 17, 2009 3:13:03 GMT -5
oprah would win, its just that
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