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Post by Korin on Jan 27, 2009 19:41:33 GMT -5
Here are some random jokes I came up with that combine my two passions in life. Chuck Norris and MMA. Feel free to add to them. (keep the theme)
1. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Fedor Emelianenko at night.
2. Chuck Norris should have died nearly 30 years ago but out of Anderson Silva's gracious heart of steel, he threatened the Lord...and now Chuck Norris shall live forever.
3. Chuck Norris once ejaculated into a tractor...that tractor now goes by the name optimus prime....He also ejaculated into a tank while single handedly ending the cold war....that tank now goes by the name Fedor Emelianenko.
4. Chuck Norris does not hunt because that implies the possibility of failure...that's why he brings Anderson Silva.
5. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris Beard, there is only Anderson "The Spider" Silva.
6. It has been said, " Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face"
The same man had also said, "Fedor Emelianenko is a ma--".
(The man did not live to utter the remainder of the phrase because Fedor quickly corrected the man's mistake of implying that Emelianenko was human by swiftly eviscerating his poor and delicate soul. This man is the 3rd victim of the Wolfpocalypse. I dedicate this joke to Johnny B and The Cheese)
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Post by Sir Kiken on Jan 28, 2009 13:28:20 GMT -5
Holy damn dude those are badass!
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Post by Korin on Jan 28, 2009 13:39:34 GMT -5
Haha thanks man
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Post by Knight on Jun 13, 2009 20:37:07 GMT -5
those are so awesome!!!!!!!
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