Post by Sir Kiken on Dec 19, 2008 9:17:25 GMT -5
Here they are, the randoms...
Warning: RANDOM!!!
There once was a man who ate his shoe, he had so much gravy it rang. Only the Five Men of Olives can stop conjuntions from taking over the world. The Earth is taking on cheddar at an alarming rate and screaming fools won't stop exploding. One day on the parade stand we hada picnic with rock-tastick baby fillets outside in Root Beer Eatery for the country-cook bake-off. Yell into the winds if you hear the confuckulatory sound of a demonic badger gargling mango tea. Tires rained from the heavens on the infamous Day of Gravy when the train derailed and we are robbed of our chocolate chip fudge nachos. MMM extra salsa! Olive the Great has taken on urine! Man the C button!!!!!!
GAME OVER
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WARNING blue RANDOM!!!
Of all the feces we inject into quarter pounders none compare to the lubetastic buttfuckery of WHALESHIT which has the following nutrients: Yes.
And of course who can forget that-- WARNING -- Anal flake cream now has BLUEBERRY flavorings! ten times the mouse raping power of TRIDENT GUM! So whenever you eat salad with Koala dropping and decide, "Hmm, this kumquat could use some f*ck!" then grab a HOT MEAT STICK and ram it down your blowhole! It'll taste like ANAL FLAKE CREAM whenever it's time to go home TUESDAY morning on the first of february after you slip and fall eating six and a half rocks on purpose. Grape pudding. Don't you yell at me! I'll slap your second cousin with a boiling box of cheerios and slather him in mayo while raping his pet squirrel's left nostril! And I'm goin' in dry as a dehydrated poodle pancreas. EAT CAKE. EAT CAKE. EAT CAKE. EAT CAKE. EAT SHIT! EAT FALCON'S DICK! NOnononononono there is no such myth as BigFace he's f*cking real! Real horny! Bend over the twin towers and catch the plane while whisling "Cheddar Bill" in D-minor! DO IT!
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The Tale of the Orange
He danced to France with turkey in his pants,
"He's the ORANGE! He's the ORANGE!"
He cooks with his teeth and he dines like a thief!
"He's the ORANGE! He's the ORANGE!"
A walk within the park is just a flailing in the dark,
"He's the ORANGE! He's the ORANGE!"
Justice shall be served, lest there be a purple verb,
"He's the ORANGE! He's the ORANGE!"
Murder and dissent, we are ALL no different!
"Fear the ORANGE! FEAR THE ORANGE!"
Kill the bastards you don't like, rest their heads upon a pike!
"Fear the ORANGE! FEAR THE ORANGE!"
Homo-geno-suicide! My fist with your face shall collide!
Damn the hellions and the llama, I will sacrifice yo momma!
"FEAR THE ORANGE! FEAR THE ORANGE!"
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WARNING: Super Cinnamon Random
Don't be confused if turkey rain decides that only purple people eaters can devour cable chords without puking orange jello. If you have brown meat iny your cupcake don't hesitate to not eat it vigourously and with much passion. Remember, without a trout we doubt the pout and flail the distance from your path, so if you stink please take a bath. You smell the madness so don't bother running from your own hand. It will rape your tail with tarter sauce. If you drive over a landmark with the speed and grace of a beautiful blond tank then expect the wrath of a collosal Arby.
That is all.
WHAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!!
…………………………………………………………………………………………
Warning: RANDOM!!!
There once was a man who ate his shoe, he had so much gravy it rang. Only the Five Men of Olives can stop conjuntions from taking over the world. The Earth is taking on cheddar at an alarming rate and screaming fools won't stop exploding. One day on the parade stand we hada picnic with rock-tastick baby fillets outside in Root Beer Eatery for the country-cook bake-off. Yell into the winds if you hear the confuckulatory sound of a demonic badger gargling mango tea. Tires rained from the heavens on the infamous Day of Gravy when the train derailed and we are robbed of our chocolate chip fudge nachos. MMM extra salsa! Olive the Great has taken on urine! Man the C button!!!!!!
GAME OVER
…………………………………………………………………………………………
WARNING blue RANDOM!!!
Of all the feces we inject into quarter pounders none compare to the lubetastic buttfuckery of WHALESHIT which has the following nutrients: Yes.
And of course who can forget that-- WARNING -- Anal flake cream now has BLUEBERRY flavorings! ten times the mouse raping power of TRIDENT GUM! So whenever you eat salad with Koala dropping and decide, "Hmm, this kumquat could use some f*ck!" then grab a HOT MEAT STICK and ram it down your blowhole! It'll taste like ANAL FLAKE CREAM whenever it's time to go home TUESDAY morning on the first of february after you slip and fall eating six and a half rocks on purpose. Grape pudding. Don't you yell at me! I'll slap your second cousin with a boiling box of cheerios and slather him in mayo while raping his pet squirrel's left nostril! And I'm goin' in dry as a dehydrated poodle pancreas. EAT CAKE. EAT CAKE. EAT CAKE. EAT CAKE. EAT SHIT! EAT FALCON'S DICK! NOnononononono there is no such myth as BigFace he's f*cking real! Real horny! Bend over the twin towers and catch the plane while whisling "Cheddar Bill" in D-minor! DO IT!
…………………………………………………………………………………………
The Tale of the Orange
He danced to France with turkey in his pants,
"He's the ORANGE! He's the ORANGE!"
He cooks with his teeth and he dines like a thief!
"He's the ORANGE! He's the ORANGE!"
A walk within the park is just a flailing in the dark,
"He's the ORANGE! He's the ORANGE!"
Justice shall be served, lest there be a purple verb,
"He's the ORANGE! He's the ORANGE!"
Murder and dissent, we are ALL no different!
"Fear the ORANGE! FEAR THE ORANGE!"
Kill the bastards you don't like, rest their heads upon a pike!
"Fear the ORANGE! FEAR THE ORANGE!"
Homo-geno-suicide! My fist with your face shall collide!
Damn the hellions and the llama, I will sacrifice yo momma!
"FEAR THE ORANGE! FEAR THE ORANGE!"
…………………………………………………………………………………………
WARNING: Super Cinnamon Random
Don't be confused if turkey rain decides that only purple people eaters can devour cable chords without puking orange jello. If you have brown meat iny your cupcake don't hesitate to not eat it vigourously and with much passion. Remember, without a trout we doubt the pout and flail the distance from your path, so if you stink please take a bath. You smell the madness so don't bother running from your own hand. It will rape your tail with tarter sauce. If you drive over a landmark with the speed and grace of a beautiful blond tank then expect the wrath of a collosal Arby.
That is all.
WHAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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