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Post by Sir Kiken on Jun 6, 2008 0:29:55 GMT -5
Kojiro Mitsuyoi aka King Koji runs a television show known for it's selective guests and strange interview topics. Koji is a renouned flirt and will hit on each and ever slightly to extremely attractive female guest he has. The topics tend to go onto random tangents of violent, explicit, or confusing courses. The show is well recieved amoung the young adult audience. Have fun setting up interviews!
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Post by Sir Kiken on Aug 14, 2008 11:39:49 GMT -5
Koji: Hello guests and welcome to KING KOJI!!! Today we have a demon on the show who I believe is named Ugfub. So Ugfub tell us a little about yourself...
Ugfub: WELL PEOPLE USED TO CALL ME TINKLEWEEWEE BUT AFTER I SEVERED YINGOCKS SPINE WITH THE TONAIL OF MY LEFT PINKIE TOE THEY CALLED BE UGFUB THE PISSED.
Koji: *nodds understandingly* Uh huh, and were you ever raped by any of these other demons?
Ugfub: *looks confused* LIKE...LIKE SEXUALLY?
Koji: *nodds with a grin*
Ugfub: *Shudders* F-f*ck NO! I AM UGFUB AND I FEAR NOTHING!!! UGFUB KNOWS NO FEAR! UGFUB KNOWS NO PAIN!
Koji: Then what about Damen Arasiel Trisix?
Ugfub: ...
Koji: *Grins* I heard he tore you a new asshole...in your neck.
Ugfub: NO! UGFUB DEVOURED HIS ENTRAILS WITH THE BONES OF THE ENEMY SEASONING IT ONLY WITH FEAR AND A SMALL HINT OF LEMON PEPPER!!!
Koji: So let's bring out Damen!
Ugfub: *shits and dies*
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