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Post by Sir Kiken on Mar 6, 2008 11:34:50 GMT -5
Send me your pages in the Survival Guide of Life that's going on the new fader on the homepage. If they're good I'll add them in.
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Post by Knight on Mar 7, 2008 14:24:37 GMT -5
Don't say "Ay la pastel es caliente!" to the bear cuz he don't speak spanish!
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Post by pisstianfury on Mar 7, 2008 15:20:09 GMT -5
dont prod the bear in the eye....even if it might turn red...(dicks..)
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Post by Knight on Mar 10, 2008 8:50:10 GMT -5
we already got it across with the 'don't poke bear'....
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Post by pisstianfury on Mar 10, 2008 14:12:00 GMT -5
...well im just saying the blue eye doesnt turn red...
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Post by Sir Kiken on Mar 10, 2008 16:40:13 GMT -5
We'll have to do some extensive testing to see if you're right about that.
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Post by Knight on Mar 11, 2008 9:21:29 GMT -5
and no you won't get hazzard pay........mwahahhaha!!!!!
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Post by pisstianfury on Mar 13, 2008 14:13:16 GMT -5
>.> then no deal!
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Post by Knight on Mar 14, 2008 0:59:57 GMT -5
no one asked you!
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Post by pisstianfury on Mar 14, 2008 10:20:05 GMT -5
ah shiut O.O
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Post by Sir Kiken on Mar 14, 2008 11:55:21 GMT -5
------------------------------------------THE SURVIVAL GUIDE OF LIFE---------------------------------------- These are all legitimate tested facts in a laboratory in Somewhere, Nevada.
1. Don't F*ck with the bear 2. Don't taunt the bear 3. Don't feed the bear 4. Don't chase the bear 5. Don't steal from the bear 6. Don't lick the bear (The rules wouldn't exist if they weren't tried) 7. Don't fight the bear 8. Don't climb a tree to escape the bear 9. Don't try to outswim the bear 10. Don't argue with the bear 11. Don't scream at the bear 12. Don't flirt with the bear 13. Don't poke the bear 14. Don't spray the bear with any substance 15. Don't try to party with the bear 16. Don't trip the bear 17. Don't play "Guess What I Ate?" with the bear 18. Don't play "Guess What You Ate?" with the bear 19. Don't play with the bear 20. Don't flip off the bear 21. Don't try to "ninja" the bear (You're name ain't Rikimaru) 22. Bears don't like cheese. 23. Don't try to distract a bear with cheese 24. Don't throw up on the bear 25. Don't throw down on the bear 26. Don't try to "serve" the bear 27. Don't try to appease the bear... by offering yourself to it sexually. 28. Don't try to "eat back" to the bear 29. Don't surprise the bear 30. Don't *insert aggitating verb* bear 31. Don't eat near the bear 32. Don't chew on the bear 33. Don't chew with the bear (?!?) 34. Bears are big, wild, beasts... with large teeth and claws (That should tell you to *Rule 1*) 35. Don't try to 'punk' the bear 36. Don't give the bear $4 when he wants 5. 37. Don't move into a bear's woods... and expect him to learn your language. 38. Don't try to press your beliefs of any kind on the bear. 39. Don't ride the bear. 40. Don't challenge the bear to a Poke'battle 41. Bears don't like pokemon 42. All bears are saiyans 43. Don't kill the bear's best friend 44. Don't try to kill a bear from 200 yds away with MIND BULLETS!!! 45. Don't believe Goldilocks! 46. Don't spawn-kill the bear. 47. Don't send the bear spam emails 48. Don't give bears computers. 49. Don't trust the bear. They are NOT filled with candy! 50. Don't distract a bear with candy. 51. Bears REALLY... Hate forest fires. 52. Don't fondle the bear. 53. The bear is not your territory. 54. Don't pee on the bear. 55. Bears are resistant to all status effects. This includes "Pokeball" 56. Don't eskimo kiss the bear. 57. Bears won't do shit for a Klondike Bar 58. Don't "Solar Flare" the bear 59. Bears are 10th-dans in Muai Thai 60. To not pretend to be a bear. 61. Do not whisper "sweet nothings" into the bear's ear 62. Bears are full of joy and happiness. Too bad that's digested at birth. 63. Don't moon the bear 64. Contrary to popular belief... Running naked circles around a bear... Does NOT immobalize them. 65. Bears DO enjoy the taste of human flesh. 66. Bears never die. They only wait... So they can eat your soul. 67. Bears are fireproof 68. Don't throw a raccoon at the bear. 69. Don't spray paint the bear's big blue house. 70. Don't put a hit out on the bear. 71. Bears can smell your heartbeat. 72. Do not try to mind-link with the bear. 73. Don't "Bear Blast" the bear 74. Don't read this to the bear 75. The bear's only weakness is bears 76. On full moons, Bears become... Chuck Norris 77. Always take bear bait with you... That is... Alway bring, A slower friend 78. Bears blood is 5x more potent than acid 79. Bears believe that the world is flat... The world is f*cking flat. 80. There was a man... Who met a bear... A mass of claws... And fangs and hair... He talked some shit... And now he's gone... Too bad he never... Read the laws. Follow the Rules!!! 81. Don't sprinkle fairy dust on the bear 82. Don't put sprinkles... on a bear's ice cream 83. Don't buy a bear sprinkles 84. Don't sell a bear sprinkls 85. Don't feed a bear sprinkles 86. Don't show a bear sprikles 87. Don't own sprinkles 88. If you don't know by now... Bears f*ckin hate sprinkles 89. And don't EAT sprinkles!!! They know... 90. Bears don't care... if you're the prince... of all saiyans 91. Bears don't care if you're Prince 92. Bears don't care if you're... The Artist Formerly Known... As Prince. 93. Bears don't care. 94. Don't high-five bears... Self-explanitory 95. Don't give a bear... a Sega Dreamcast. 96. Don't play "Open Chest" with the bear They're REALLY good... At opening chests 97. Don't use a derogitory term... That you think is okay... because bears say it to other bears... It's not okay... 98. Bears use the other 90% of our brains 99. If you see a bear... Running in fear... Run With The Bear! 100. Following Rule #1... Keeps you safe... If you do that... None of the others are necessary... ... Stay the hell out of the forest.
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Post by Knight on Mar 24, 2008 9:40:28 GMT -5
we should all go by these facts in life!
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Post by pisstianfury on Mar 24, 2008 14:27:37 GMT -5
hahaha....damn.....I still say Bears like cheese though >.>.....
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Post by Sir Kiken on Mar 24, 2008 17:58:53 GMT -5
You're dumb! These were tested!!!
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Post by pisstianfury on Mar 26, 2008 2:50:45 GMT -5
well..I guess i'll just have to prove that...*ROOOAAAR*.....ah f*ck.
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Post by Sir Kiken on Mar 26, 2008 9:35:03 GMT -5
There you go, you didn't follow rule rule one, twenty-two, or twenty-three!!! Now your ass is mauled.
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Post by Knight on Mar 27, 2008 9:01:35 GMT -5
mauled to shit!!!
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Post by pisstianfury on Mar 27, 2008 14:17:54 GMT -5
......*dead*....
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Post by Knight on Mar 28, 2008 9:38:41 GMT -5
walks off cuz if he is mauled then there is a bear in the facinity
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Post by Sir Kiken on Mar 28, 2008 10:35:33 GMT -5
vacinity
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