------------------------------------------THE SURVIVAL GUIDE OF LIFE----------------------------------------
These are all legitimate tested facts in a laboratory in Somewhere, Nevada.
1. Don't F*ck with the bear
2. Don't taunt the bear
3. Don't feed the bear
4. Don't chase the bear
5. Don't steal from the bear
6. Don't lick the bear
(The rules wouldn't exist if they weren't tried)
7. Don't fight the bear
8. Don't climb a tree to escape the bear
9. Don't try to outswim the bear
10. Don't argue with the bear
11. Don't scream at the bear
12. Don't flirt with the bear
13. Don't poke the bear
14. Don't spray the bear with any substance
15. Don't try to party with the bear
16. Don't trip the bear
17. Don't play "Guess What I Ate?" with the bear
18. Don't play "Guess What You Ate?" with the bear
19. Don't play with the bear
20. Don't flip off the bear
21. Don't try to "ninja" the bear
(You're name ain't Rikimaru)
22. Bears don't like cheese.
23. Don't try to distract a bear with cheese
24. Don't throw up on the bear
25. Don't throw down on the bear
26. Don't try to "serve" the bear
27. Don't try to appease the bear...
by offering yourself to it sexually.
28. Don't try to "eat back" to the bear
29. Don't surprise the bear
30. Don't *insert aggitating verb* bear
31. Don't eat near the bear
32. Don't chew on the bear
33. Don't chew with the bear (?!?)
34. Bears are big, wild, beasts...
with large teeth and claws
(That should tell you to *Rule 1*)
35. Don't try to 'punk' the bear
36. Don't give the bear $4 when he wants 5.
37. Don't move into a bear's woods...
and expect him to learn your language.
38. Don't try to press your beliefs of any kind on the bear.
39. Don't ride the bear.
40. Don't challenge the bear to a Poke'battle
41. Bears don't like pokemon
42. All bears are saiyans
43. Don't kill the bear's best friend
44. Don't try to kill a bear from 200 yds away
with MIND BULLETS!!!
45. Don't believe Goldilocks!
46. Don't spawn-kill the bear.
47. Don't send the bear spam emails
48. Don't give bears computers.
49. Don't trust the bear.
They are NOT filled with candy!
50. Don't distract a bear with candy.
51. Bears REALLY...
Hate forest fires.
52. Don't fondle the bear.
53. The bear is not your territory.
54. Don't pee on the bear.
55. Bears are resistant to all status effects.
This includes "Pokeball"
56. Don't eskimo kiss the bear.
57. Bears won't do shit for a Klondike Bar
58. Don't "Solar Flare" the bear
59. Bears are 10th-dans in Muai Thai
60. To not pretend to be a bear.
61. Do not whisper "sweet nothings" into the bear's ear
62. Bears are full of joy and happiness.
Too bad that's digested at birth.
63. Don't moon the bear
64. Contrary to popular belief...
Running naked circles around a bear...
Does NOT immobalize them.
65. Bears DO enjoy the taste of human flesh.
66. Bears never die. They only wait...
So they can eat your soul.
67. Bears are fireproof
68. Don't throw a raccoon at the bear.
69. Don't spray paint the bear's big blue house.
70. Don't put a hit out on the bear.
71. Bears can smell your heartbeat.
72. Do not try to mind-link with the bear.
73. Don't "Bear Blast" the bear
74. Don't read this to the bear
75. The bear's only weakness is bears
76. On full moons,
Bears become...
Chuck Norris
77. Always take bear bait with you...
That is...
Alway bring,
A slower friend
78. Bears blood is 5x more potent than acid
79. Bears believe that the world is flat...
The world is f*cking flat.
80. There was a man...
Who met a bear...
A mass of claws...
And fangs and hair...
He talked some shit...
And now he's gone...
Too bad he never...
Read the laws.
Follow the Rules!!!
81. Don't sprinkle fairy dust on the bear
82. Don't put sprinkles...
on a bear's ice cream
83. Don't buy a bear sprinkles
84. Don't sell a bear sprinkls
85. Don't feed a bear sprinkles
86. Don't show a bear sprikles
87. Don't own sprinkles
88. If you don't know by now...
Bears f*ckin hate sprinkles
89. And don't EAT sprinkles!!!
They know...
90. Bears don't care...
if you're the prince...
of all saiyans
91. Bears don't care if you're Prince
92. Bears don't care if you're...
The Artist Formerly Known...
As Prince.
93. Bears don't care.
94. Don't high-five bears...
Self-explanitory
95. Don't give a bear...
a Sega Dreamcast.
96. Don't play "Open Chest" with the bear
They're REALLY good...
At opening chests
97. Don't use a derogitory term...
That you think is okay...
because bears say it to other bears...
It's not okay...
98. Bears use the other 90% of our brains
99. If you see a bear...
Running in fear...
Run With The Bear!
100. Following Rule #1...
Keeps you safe...
If you do that...
None of the others are necessary...
...
Stay the hell out of the forest.

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